wait, what is project: warehouse exactly? and why on earth do you not use capital letters ever?
1. easy questions first. they're distracting. also, both shift keys are broken and pausing to locate the magic contact point on the exposed keyboard slows down my thinking.
2. important stuff. project: warehouse is a one-stegosaurus project in salt lake city, a stegosaurus on a mission to bring the wonder of treasure hunting to an organized (kinda) and creative central station. we'll collect treasures of all sorts, anything remotely usable from your household remodeling projects, your gramma's sewing closet, your forgotten painting class, your slated-for-demolition log cabin, your business' leftover doohickeys, or your school's stray test-tube collection. provided it won't explode, leak scary juices or gases, and isn't illegal in and of itself, and provided it's at least remotely cool and has potential for great awesomeness, we'll take it. other cities have sorts of things similar to project: warehouse, but they're literally millions of stegosaurus light-years away from the middle of utah, and it's high time the salty city get funky.
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